Quotes & Jokes by Adam Sandler / page 2


My movies just kind of sneak up on you. I don't have to worry too much about what everybody is going to say. Anyway, I really don't pay attention to what the world says about my movies. I just care about what my buddies think.

Some of us will never ever find true love. Take, for instance me. And I'm pretty sure that guy right there. And that lady with the sideburns. And basically everybody at table nine.

I shouldn't be near Vegas and have money in my pocket.

My buddies, we've always just tried to make each other laugh. I mean, just like all friends hanging out - that's the goal.

Never seen my friends do more push-ups, trying to challenge Cruises' manhood. It was like, "I can be strong, too!"

I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing "Maria" from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up.

My comedy is different every time I do it. I don't know what the hell I'm doing.

Well, we're living in a material world, and I'm a material girl... or boy.

Mama says that, alligators are onry cause they got all them teeth, but no toothbrush...

I noticed you all were French, opposite of bonjour to you.

Now let's cut the stupid cake because I know the fat guy's gonna have a heart attack if we don't eat again soon. And while we do that here's a little mood music for you.

Sorry I’m not better looking.

If I saw myself dressed like that, I'd have to kick my own ass.

I'm not even worried about them getting sick of the characters. I want to make sure stuff is still funny to me.

I do want children. I study dads more. I watch what they go through. I admire my father more than I ever did and my brother and my sister.