Quotes & Jokes by Adam Sandler / page 2
I don't like being out in public too much. I don't like going to bars. I don't like doing celebrity stuff.
Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!
I bought my parents some stuff. That feels kind of good to be able to do that. I got them a place in Florida. I think I'm allowed to say that - I hope my dad doesn't get mad at me. But I don't spend money on myself. I don't like myself enough yet. But the people I love, I like spending the cash on them.
Sorry I’m not better looking.
Well I have a microphone and you don't so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!
I sang a song at my sister's wedding. My mother forced me into that, too. But that one felt all right.
My buddies, we've always just tried to make each other laugh. I mean, just like all friends hanging out - that's the goal.
Well, we're living in a material world, and I'm a material girl... or boy.
When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks to recover. Sometimes I'd get so panicked that I would stutter.
I still like doing stand-up now, but it's not the same. It used to be that I was out there with five other comedians. Now I usually just do it alone.
I think the reason I don't read is because, when I'm reading, I feel like I'm missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where's my girlfriend?
If I saw myself dressed like that, I'd have to kick my own ass.
Some of us will never ever find true love. Take, for instance me. And I'm pretty sure that guy right there. And that lady with the sideburns. And basically everybody at table nine.
Doing Saturday Night Live definitely affects my relationship with my girlfriend and with my family, because you feel so much pressure to do well that night. But I think everyone's grown to accept that and so they give me my space at the show.
My movies just kind of sneak up on you. I don't have to worry too much about what everybody is going to say. Anyway, I really don't pay attention to what the world says about my movies. I just care about what my buddies think.