Quotes & Jokes about Acceptance

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Thank you for remembering me. I'm also happy to be accepting this trophy before I become incontinent.

The whole concept of awards is silly. I cannot abide by the judgment of other people, because if you accept it when they say you deserve an award, then you have to accept it when they say you don't.

You can accept that things are awful and still have a sense of humor about it.

There’s only so many pictures of yourself you can look at and hate before you have to just accept that you are a goofy looking fuck.

I'm going to start referring to anal sex as "getting accepted to Brown".

Be normal, and the crowd will accept you. Be deranged, and they will make you their leader.

People spend thousands of dollars trying to keep their teeth straight. I just hope we can live in a world where we accept gay teeth.

I was talking to Jesus, and I said, "Jesus, I feel like no one will ever accept me." And Jesus looked at me and said, "You know what my theory is? Accept me or go to hell."

I'm so disgusted by feeling disgusted I've decided to accept it.

Of course, everybody's family is dysfunctional - we've accepted that. What are we supposed to do? Hate our parents for the rest of our lives?

Nike store won't accept my Starbucks card as payment. Come on guys, just do it.

Doing Saturday Night Live definitely affects my relationship with my girlfriend and with my family, because you feel so much pressure to do well that night. But I think everyone's grown to accept that and so they give me my space at the show.

The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

I used to beat myself up about weight and working out, and no matter what I did I never felt good about myself. I decided to accept myself and know that I am good.

Just open your heart man and accept that people are gay. Thousands, probably millions of people are gay. And until we find a cure - we will practice unconditional love and tolerance towards these people. And we will let them get married because they're easier to track that way.