Quotes & Jokes about Acceptance

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Thank you for remembering me. I'm also happy to be accepting this trophy before I become incontinent.

The whole concept of awards is silly. I cannot abide by the judgment of other people, because if you accept it when they say you deserve an award, then you have to accept it when they say you don't.

People spend thousands of dollars trying to keep their teeth straight. I just hope we can live in a world where we accept gay teeth.

You can accept that things are awful and still have a sense of humor about it.

'What is the meaning of life?' is a stupid question. Life just exists. You say to yourself, 'I can't accept that I mean nothing so I have to find the meaning of life so that I shouldn't mean as little as I know I do.' Subconsciously you know you're full of shit. I see life as a dance. Does a dance have to have a meaning? You're dancing because you enjoy it.

I was talking to Jesus, and I said, "Jesus, I feel like no one will ever accept me." And Jesus looked at me and said, "You know what my theory is? Accept me or go to hell."

I'm going to start referring to anal sex as "getting accepted to Brown".

The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

Be normal, and the crowd will accept you. Be deranged, and they will make you their leader.

There’s only so many pictures of yourself you can look at and hate before you have to just accept that you are a goofy looking fuck.

Nike store won't accept my Starbucks card as payment. Come on guys, just do it.

I'm so disgusted by feeling disgusted I've decided to accept it.

I used to beat myself up about weight and working out, and no matter what I did I never felt good about myself. I decided to accept myself and know that I am good.

Of course, everybody's family is dysfunctional - we've accepted that. What are we supposed to do? Hate our parents for the rest of our lives?

Just open your heart man and accept that people are gay. Thousands, probably millions of people are gay. And until we find a cure - we will practice unconditional love and tolerance towards these people. And we will let them get married because they're easier to track that way.