Quotes & Jokes about Laziness / page 2

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You know you're lazy when you run out of toilet paper and use the cardboard roll to wipe with.

Some girls look beautiful with no makeup on at all. I call them lazy. Now go throw some war paint on you bleak empty canvas you.

Your husband is lazy if when he leaves the house, he finds out which way the wind is blowing and goes that direction.