Quotes & Jokes about Arguments / page 3
I was stuck in traffic and I looked in the mirror and in the car behind me there was a couple having a horrible argument, and right below their image it said "Objects In Mirror Are Closer Than They Appear". I just thought, man I hope so because she was pretty mad.
Nobody ever wins an argument. Nobody ever goes, 'Oh, I'm wrong.' Somebody eventually just goes, 'Shut up. We gotta eat, so let's shut up for minute.'
"Yo, yo, hear me out" is rarely ever followed by a reasonable, well articulated argument.
The Republican debate got pretty heated. They spent most of their time arguing over who God called first.
Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, knowing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about.
I think I had an argument with a hypnotist this morning. It makes perfect sense as I have no memory of it.
I realize it is normal to argue. I almost missed World War II watching my parents fight.
Wrote a science fiction novel about a man who wins an argument with his wife, but it was rejected for being "too farfetched".
I love being married, it's great, but I hate arguing. I hate fighting. You know what I do now? When we get in an argument, I just take her side against me. It's just easier; it goes quicker. She's like, 'What's wrong with you?' And I'm like, 'I know! Damn it! Argh!' She wins most of them anyway. I might as well be on the winning side occasionally.
No woman can be completely happy at any one moment in time. They're always anticipating the next thing to argue or complain about.
I just remember that whenever I got really mad or passionate, like in an argument, people would laugh, and I'd be dead serious. It would happen a lot. So it was like, "Gee, I've got something here."