Quotes & Jokes about Audience / page 6
We have 93 million households, and we’re in a beautiful position at 11 o’clock. There’s an audience out there that’s underserved. In the continuing diversity of the country, and as people become more familiar with you, you realize it’s not your father’s country anymore.
The program is nearly over! I can feel the audience is still with me but if I run faster I can shake them off.
I think the audience should take away that it’s okay to be smart, it’s okay to be funny and well-learned. You can be from academia and be funny; you don’t have to be an idiot.
Man, you can come see me six or seven times in a row and you’ll never see the same show twice, because I don’t like to be robotic onstage. I like to perform for that particular audience.
The odd thing about comedy is that the more personal you are, the larger the audience.
It's easier to do comedy with an audience, because their reactions tell you whether or not what your saying qualifies as comedy.
The only thing I miss from the sitcom format is that immediate gratification of when you're, if we're talking about comedy, of the live audience.
An offended audience member repeating a comedian's act from memory is worse than, literally, anything.
I wanted to be the best that I could be, first for myself, then for an audience. I love to see a smile on somebody's face... If I can tell someone a story that makes them bend over and laugh, that's bigger than anything else.
I'd like to think my performance is today. I never try to - it's so, as you know, watching me, I have a beginning, middle and ending. But every night the show changes and I relate to an audience and I relate to the young people.
I've never been one to sit back and go, "I'd better do what the audience wants me to do, because I don't want to lose them."
The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds.