Quotes & Jokes about Cars / page 3

A Jewish man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman "Can I park here?" "No" says the cop. "What about all these other cars?" "They didn't ask!"

My friend named his car. And I don't want to be judgemental, but... what a dork.

Officer, I know I was going faster than 55MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour.

I came from a real tough neighborhood. On my street, the kids take hubcaps… from moving cars.

All of your life you were crazy about cars, I guess that's why you turned out to be such a crank.

You might be a redneck if fewer than half of your cars run.

The problem with dating a model is they won’t go out with you if your cars color doesn’t match their outfit.

A car alarm is a way for a car to tell everyone that its owner is an asshole.