Quotes & Jokes about Cars / page 3

A Jewish man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman "Can I park here?" "No" says the cop. "What about all these other cars?" "They didn't ask!"

There is nothing wrong with making love with the light on. Just make sure the car door is closed.

All of your life you were crazy about cars, I guess that's why you turned out to be such a crank.

My friend named his car. And I don't want to be judgemental, but... what a dork.

I came from a real tough neighborhood. On my street, the kids take hubcaps… from moving cars.

The problem with dating a model is they won’t go out with you if your cars color doesn’t match their outfit.

You might be a redneck if fewer than half of your cars run.

A car alarm is a way for a car to tell everyone that its owner is an asshole.