Quotes & Jokes about Cars / page 2
I killed a squirrel once with a car. Twice with a tennis racket.
I never smoke grass and drive my car because, for one thing, no matter how many letters I write to the road commissions, they still refuse to start designing highways with second-chance exits.
Americans are not gonna conserve. We're not gonna shift to smaller cars. We can't - we have big, fat kids.
Cable cars are fun - everyone gets on board and becomes a rhesus monkey.
I have to have energy because I have a lot of expenses. A couple of cars, couple of dogs and a big estate.
If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.
I wrote an article on a new Porsche for 'Automobile Magazine.' I knew the editor, and she asked me to write this article. So I'm more proud of that than anything.
You might be a redneck if there are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard.
I don’t know what popping-and-locking is but I know to lock my car door whenever people are doing it.
All my life is passing in front of my eyes. The worst part of it is I'm driving a used car.
My grandfather was a very insignificant man: at his funeral his hearse followed the other cars.
There is nothing wrong with making love with the light on. Just make sure the car door is closed.
A car crossed two lanes of traffic, flipped, and landed on my dad's car. I don't blame cars. My dad loved cars. I don't have many memories of my dad. The love of cars is all I have of him, really.