Quotes & Jokes about Cars / page 2

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I never smoke grass and drive my car because, for one thing, no matter how many letters I write to the road commissions, they still refuse to start designing highways with second-chance exits.

I killed a squirrel once with a car. Twice with a tennis racket.

Americans are not gonna conserve. We're not gonna shift to smaller cars. We can't - we have big, fat kids.

Cable cars are fun - everyone gets on board and becomes a rhesus monkey.

I drive a big Dodge truck. I drive American cars.

I don’t know what popping-and-locking is but I know to lock my car door whenever people are doing it.

If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.

All my life is passing in front of my eyes. The worst part of it is I'm driving a used car.

I have to have energy because I have a lot of expenses. A couple of cars, couple of dogs and a big estate.

You might be a redneck if there are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard.

I wrote an article on a new Porsche for 'Automobile Magazine.' I knew the editor, and she asked me to write this article. So I'm more proud of that than anything.

My grandfather was a very insignificant man: at his funeral his hearse followed the other cars.

There is nothing wrong with making love with the light on. Just make sure the car door is closed.

My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.

A car crossed two lanes of traffic, flipped, and landed on my dad's car. I don't blame cars. My dad loved cars. I don't have many memories of my dad. The love of cars is all I have of him, really.