Quotes & Jokes about Change / page 3
After my bypass surgery I knew I had to change my lifestyle, and then it occured to me - I don't have a lifestyle.
It's never good to change yourself for someone else. Unless you really suck.
My films are a form of psychoanalysis, except that it is I who am paid, which changes everything.
I just try to get people to laugh - I'm not trying to change the world or anything.
The world really changed after 9/11, not just in the tragic way, but in every way. So it took me a couple of years to even understand how my art form I could process any of this. When the world changed, eliciting laughter with subjects that were funny to me before 9/11 just didn't seem good enough.
I'm really more prolific than most stand-ups. My act changes. I do fold in new experiences, new observations, whatever you want to call it.
How do I say this without sounding like an egomaniac? I don't know a comedian that sells more seats than me in the red states and blue states, so I don't see where I have to change that much.
What right does a politician have to tell me what I can and cannot watch? Change the channel if you don't like what's on TV!
One of the things that happens when people make the leap from a certain amount of money to tens of millions of dollars is that the people around you dramatically change.