Quotes & Jokes about Cocaine / page 2

It's not called cocaine any more. It's now referred to as "Crack Classic."

If I have a near-beer, I’m near beer. And if I’m near beer, I’m close to tequila. And if I’m close to tequila, I’m adjacent to cocaine.

I envy people who could just have one drink and not go look for cocaine afterwards.

We have chemical weapons in America too, they're called meth and cocaine.

You don't need cocaine! There's another way to get real high, and really mess your mind up, it's called marathon running!

I had a career before the Stern show, on Mad TV. I was on the first two seasons of that and I got kicked off it because of possession of cocaine.