Quotes & Jokes about Cocaine / page 2

It's not called cocaine any more. It's now referred to as "Crack Classic."

If I have a near-beer, I’m near beer. And if I’m near beer, I’m close to tequila. And if I’m close to tequila, I’m adjacent to cocaine.

I envy people who could just have one drink and not go look for cocaine afterwards.

We have chemical weapons in America too, they're called meth and cocaine.

I had a career before the Stern show, on Mad TV. I was on the first two seasons of that and I got kicked off it because of possession of cocaine.

You don't need cocaine! There's another way to get real high, and really mess your mind up, it's called marathon running!