Quotes & Jokes about Family / page 2
Fuck it... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", it's just "fuck it, man."
We had our family tree done... turns out I'm a quarter gay on my father's side.
My family is number one in my life. I'll blow off writing or just about anything to make sure I take my son to preschool or watch him at his swimming lesson.
And I come from a small Vietnamese family. We’re really close too, all ten of us.
And for my family, comedically, that was the key to a lot of the humor.
A lie is a lie... unless your friends and family are in on it. Then it's a "commonly held belief."
So, have a little fun. Soon enough you'll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
My family kinda hit the skids. We were experiencing poverty at that point. We all got a job, where the whole family had to work as security guards and janitors. And I just got angry.
I think there are still words you can't use in family entertainment that you can use in a sitcom today.
At family gatherings in the holidays, there was always some aunt, you know, with a moustache and a wart on her head, and she gives you a big sloppy kiss, ssssshhhhhkkkkk, you know, but when you try to go further with her... Oh boy. You know!
I grew up in a poor family. I had to cut everyone's hair, because we didn't have money for entertainment.
I love my family but my family - they're the type of people that never let you forget anything you ever did when you were little. I was in the first grade Christmas play - I'm playing Mary. Now, during the course of the play, I dropped the baby Jesus. They act like I dropped the baby Jesus. So now, they still talk about this. I go to my family reunion, and one of my cousins just had a baby. So I'm like, 'Oh, that's a cute little baby. Let me hold the baby. Let me see the baby.' And my aunt runs over, 'Don't you give her that baby! You know she dropped the baby Jesus!'