Quotes & Jokes about Family / page 2

Fuck it... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", it's just "fuck it, man."

We had our family tree done... turns out I'm a quarter gay on my father's side.

My family is number one in my life. I'll blow off writing or just about anything to make sure I take my son to preschool or watch him at his swimming lesson.

A lie is a lie... unless your friends and family are in on it. Then it's a "commonly held belief."

And I come from a small Vietnamese family. We’re really close too, all ten of us.

America's a family. We all yell at each other. It all works out.

And for my family, comedically, that was the key to a lot of the humor.

My family kinda hit the skids. We were experiencing poverty at that point. We all got a job, where the whole family had to work as security guards and janitors. And I just got angry.

So, have a little fun. Soon enough you'll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.

I think there are still words you can't use in family entertainment that you can use in a sitcom today.

We can choose our family. We can’t choose our relatives.

At family gatherings in the holidays, there was always some aunt, you know, with a moustache and a wart on her head, and she gives you a big sloppy kiss, ssssshhhhhkkkkk, you know, but when you try to go further with her... Oh boy. You know!

I grew up in a poor family. I had to cut everyone's hair, because we didn't have money for entertainment.

Without my family, I'd be something.

Everybody's family has different values.