Quotes & Jokes about Family / page 2

Fuck it... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", it's just "fuck it, man."

We had our family tree done... turns out I'm a quarter gay on my father's side.

My family is number one in my life. I'll blow off writing or just about anything to make sure I take my son to preschool or watch him at his swimming lesson.

A lie is a lie... unless your friends and family are in on it. Then it's a "commonly held belief."

And I come from a small Vietnamese family. We’re really close too, all ten of us.

And for my family, comedically, that was the key to a lot of the humor.

America's a family. We all yell at each other. It all works out.

So, have a little fun. Soon enough you'll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.

My family kinda hit the skids. We were experiencing poverty at that point. We all got a job, where the whole family had to work as security guards and janitors. And I just got angry.

I think there are still words you can't use in family entertainment that you can use in a sitcom today.

At family gatherings in the holidays, there was always some aunt, you know, with a moustache and a wart on her head, and she gives you a big sloppy kiss, ssssshhhhhkkkkk, you know, but when you try to go further with her... Oh boy. You know!

I grew up in a poor family. I had to cut everyone's hair, because we didn't have money for entertainment.

We can choose our family. We can’t choose our relatives.

Without my family, I'd be something.

I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument.