Quotes & Jokes about Rain / page 2

I come in the house soaking wet and am greeted by "Is it raining?" "Nope, decided to take the fish for a walk". Here's your sign!

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise.

We will never be an advanced civilization as long as rain showers can delay the launching of a space rocket.

I feel sorry for short people, you know. When it rains, they're the last to know.

It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows.

If churches don't have to pay taxes, they also can't call the fire department when they catch fire. Sorry reverend, that's one of those services that goes along with paying in. I'll use the fire department I pay for. You can pray for rain.

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain.

I am a ceiling fan, especially during rain.

My father had a very unusual psychic ability, he could detect water. It's called divining. He would use a Y-shaped U-branch, and he could find water with that, which is a very impressive skill in a country where it rains 365 days of the year.

I arrived home the other day, and it was just pouring rain out side so buy the time I get from the car to the front door I am soaked. I walk in side and take off my jacket and my wife says "Is it raining out" I couldn’t help my self when I replied "Nope, I had to take the gold fish for a walk. Here's your sign!"

When you don't have love, it is like there's a party going on and everybody was invited except for you... and you just happen to walk by that house in the rain.