Quotes & Jokes about Respect / page 2
If you do something and people think you're stupid, just go for crazy. You get more respect that way because nobody likes stupid people.
When I started, you didn't make a lot of money by being a comedian. You didn't get a lot of respect.
I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to respect.
When I was a kid I got no respect. My mother breast fed me through a straw.
I'm very lucky. Years ago they had images, like W.C. Fields, Laurel and Hardy, Groucho Marx. But today, I think I'm the only one around with an image. And that image is something everyone identified with. They all feel life treated 'em wrong and they got no respect.
I'm tellin' ya I get no respect. When I was in Switzerland, I got an obscene yodel.
I can't play no slave. I got three kids, man. How my kids going to respect me if they see me playing a slave? "Little Damon, you get down off that chair before I spank your behind." "Yeah, you weren't so tough when mastuh was kicking your ass."
I can't predict the future and I don't have respect for people who try to.
When I was a kid I got no respect. I had no friends. I remember the see-saw. I had to keep runnin' from one end to the other.
I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
I think when the movie `Roxanne' came out, which I also had written, I felt something new that I never felt, which was respect.
Quality thoughts will turn their back on you if you don't treat them with respect.
In high school, when I played football I got no respect. I shared a locker with a mop.
I said I didn't respect religion... and anyone who believes in fairy tales to answer questions that we can't answer. So I don't respect our religions either. But I do believe it is a clash of civilizations, absolutely, between the Islamic world and the Western world. It has been going on for 1,000 years.