Comedy Quotes & Jokes / page 1080
I visit Fox News every now and again, and it’s nice, because the Eye of Mordor is above the building.
Even if I say, "Everyone in the village died of diarrhea," I still laugh a little after "diarrhea".
True love is when you’re cheating on a person but the thought of them still makes your eyes smile!
I'm a little hoarse tonight. I've been living in Chicago for the past two months, and you know how it is, yelling for help on the way home every night. Things are so tough in Chicago that at Easter time, for bunnies the little kids use porcupines.
We all know smoking is bad. I know I'm going to quit someday, if I thought I wasn't I'd quit now.
If the guy in front of you at the polls has arm swords, you might want to considering filling out an absentee ballot.
I live in Los Angeles, I know it exists. I know you're not supposed to taste air.
There is a new bill in the Senate that is upsetting a lot of people. This bill would give the President the power to shut off the Internet. Al Gore is strongly opposed to it. Not because he invented the Internet. Because he did. But because he just signed up for Match.com.
