Comedy Quotes & Jokes / page 1080
I'm very much about letting other people shine, because it makes us all shine brighter.
I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number...She looked great going down the stairs.
You might be a redneck if your four-year-old is a member of the NRA.
And then you've got Lieberman, who is for the war. And thinks the tax cuts could really help. He's basically for people who want to vote for Bush but don't think Bush is Jewish enough.
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I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
Trannies dress up like women, then try to bang straight guys. They're the adrenaline junkies of gayness.
Why he would agree to install an eight-by-eight-foot fish tank and then not fill it with a single dolphin made me want to burn his eyebrows off.
Friday's turmoil in global markets looks set to continue to exert a dominant force on the foreign exchange markets. The usual trend when U.S. stocks fall is that the U.S. dollar suffers.
The thing I don't get about paedophilia... Why the hell do kids find old men in dirty raincoats so sexy?
This is my first week as an American citizen. It's amazing. Now I can vote in the general election - and for American Idol.
If history repeats itself I'm hopeful that I can get out of it with a note from my shrink.