Comedy Quotes & Jokes / page 1080
This is not a dress. This is a sacred robe of the ancient psychedelic monks.
Even if I say, "Everyone in the village died of diarrhea," I still laugh a little after "diarrhea".
Krispy Kreme Doughnuts, everybody loves them. But I thought this was interesting on the box, 'Konsult Kardiologist.'
We all know smoking is bad. I know I'm going to quit someday, if I thought I wasn't I'd quit now.
If the guy in front of you at the polls has arm swords, you might want to considering filling out an absentee ballot.
Do you ever do something, and then think to yourself: That's So Raven?
I don't know about condoms for everyone in porn. But there is a strong case for goggles.
The catholic church has a lot more money than any Colombian cartel and they leave a lot more bodies in their wake.
At the all-you-can-eat barbecue, you have to pay the regular dinner price if you eat less than you can.
