Comedy Quotes & Jokes / page 1081
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She was so ugly that when I bent down to pet her cat it turned out to be the hair on her legs.
You might be a redneck if there is more oil in your cap than in your car.
We Californians are constantly accused of not having seasons, but we do. We have fire, flood, mud, and drought.
And then you've got Lieberman, who is for the war. And thinks the tax cuts could really help. He's basically for people who want to vote for Bush but don't think Bush is Jewish enough.
Shouldn't the trophy for the Grammys be a sweet, old lady giving you a pie?
Light travels faster than sound. Isn't that why people appear bright before you hear them speak?
