Comedy Quotes & Jokes / page 1081
You might be a redneck if there is more oil in your cap than in your car.
I called them and told them we were coming and said I didn't know how many we were bringing. They said bring them all. They said even if they had to get cots and line them all up, they would accommodate us. It's been great.
People think that you are a nasty, selfish person if you don't want to have children.
We Californians are constantly accused of not having seasons, but we do. We have fire, flood, mud, and drought.
And then you've got Lieberman, who is for the war. And thinks the tax cuts could really help. He's basically for people who want to vote for Bush but don't think Bush is Jewish enough.
Shouldn't the trophy for the Grammys be a sweet, old lady giving you a pie?
Did you know that the spunge is the household-tool with the most bacteria? See, single guys know this. "Honey, I would like to wash the dishes, but it's just not hygienic."
Light travels faster than sound. Isn't that why people appear bright before you hear them speak?
There's nothing wrong with the word conspiracy. It just means 'to breathe together'.
