Comedy Quotes & Jokes / page 1081
I look hot and, most of all, skinny. I love the day after throwing up. I felt like a feather.
I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap.
I don't know, people take chances on stage. It's a big free speech zone, a comedy show. So sometimes things happen, you say things that are a little bit off the edge.
I think, at first blush, the '60s always enticed me. There's something about the '60s, it's not hard to like it.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
I think it would be cool if you were writing a ransom note on your computer, if the paper clip popped up and said, 'Looks like you're writing a ransom note. Need help? You should use more forceful language, you'll get more money.'
I'm a little hoarse tonight. I've been living in Chicago for the past two months, and you know how it is, yelling for help on the way home every night. Things are so tough in Chicago that at Easter time, for bunnies the little kids use porcupines.
When in doubt, I can stare blankly. The rubber face. There's only so many ways you can stare incredulously at the camera and tilt an eyebrow, but that's your old standby: What would Buster Keaton do?
