Comedy Quotes & Jokes / page 890
Gary Hart, who said, "She didn't sit on my yacht; she sat on my dinghy!" Never got a dinner!
You might be a redneck if your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids.
After a while, you just kind of chill. It just becomes a whole different lifestyle and no one bothers you.
I love to pitch things that I believe in and products that I love to use.
Black men struggle with masculinity so much. The idea that we must always be strong really presses us all down - it keeps us from growing.
What? No, dude, I did not try to bring down that plane. If I had tried to bring down that plane, that plane would have come down!
We made this movie for $17, and nobody got anything. So it never dawned on me that we would get real people.
90% of every art form is garbage - dance and stand-up, painting and music. Focus on the 10% that's good, suck it up, and drive on.
I would describe my spirituality as exactly the opposite of having a religious affiliation.
"What I've lost in years I've gained in wisdom." Bullshit, I haven't learnt one thing in the last 15 yrs that hasn't just depressed me more.
The church has historically been very slow to embrace technology. Until very recently, their idea of a laptop was an altar boy.