Quotes & Jokes by Ray Romano / page 4
The only thing I miss from the sitcom format is that immediate gratification of when you're, if we're talking about comedy, of the live audience.
I would get my student loans, get money, register and never really go. It was a system I thought would somehow pan out.
Mike Royce and I have always had success writing what we know. What we know now is that we're middle-aged, neurotic and fat.
That’s when you know you’re a true married couple: when you have to apologize for what you did in her dream.
The first time I played golf was in Flushing Meadows, Queens, when I was about 16 or 17. They had an 18-hole pitch-and-putt. My buddies and I would hop the fence and sneak on and play.
The comics that are just conversing with you up there and drawing on their own life, yeah, I guess so. I guess some do political humor, some do topical humor, but the ones that I like, the ones that are appealing to me, were guys who were just talking to you about their life.
It's starting to feel good, although I don't like feeling too good - that's not where my comedy comes from.
My kids are growing up and it's hard to accept they are their own person and they're independent.
I would do a nude scene, sure, if they ever made the movie "Flat Ass Comes to Town!"
In school, I wasn't a very good student - I was very irresponsible and never did the studying but always liked to get the laugh.
Whenever I walk off the golf course, I thank God that I'm able to tell a joke. I thank God I'm good at something.
I came from an Italian house. The refrigerator was always full. I never knew you had to buy food. I thought there were food fairies that came at night.