Quotes & Jokes by Sandra Bernhard / page 2


Gay pride's beautiful. If somebody needs to be expressing that, then it's a positive thing.

The real terrorist threats are George W. Bush and his band of brown-shirted thugs.

I'm studying Kabbalah, which is really the essence of Jewish spirituality.

Gay men, if they've been straight and turn gay, they're gay, honey.

When you're collaborating with somebody who's got a lot of stuff they haven't worked out yet, you're working out their vision as well.

I've always gotten myself overly involved in supporting other women who've not always been as supportive in return.

To me, the most important thing in this age is just to let people be.

It's usually a spiritual thing that's preventing somebody from having happiness.

Love is the only shocking act left on the face of the Earth.

I hate to judge everybody across the board.

When you're watching the news, how many days in a row can you watch that and feel good about yourself and the world?

I tend to go against the grain because when I start to see that everybody's trying to shock, I try not to. I just do stuff that's subtler, more emotional, and I think that shocks people.

When you're constantly looking for things from other people, you're not looking within yourself.

It's nobody's business how you do something.

I don't need to be redundant to the gay community about what's wrong and what isn't happening for them.