Quotes & Jokes about Tattoos / page 2
You might be a redneck if you need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
When all the people covered in tattoos turn about 70 years old, they're going to look like a strange race of melting clowns.
I haven't had a drink in thirteen years, but occasionally I'm tempted to have one beer. The problem is that if I have that one beer, I wake up in Tijuana four days later with a tattoo and a sore ass.
Just saw a woman with a big tattoo of Jesus on her back. I guess it's an ixnay on the oggy style-day.
Instead of having a baby, why dont you get a tattoo of a baby first, and see how that works out for six months to a year, and then see if you’re ready to have a baby.