Quotes & Jokes about Airports / page 3
I've never been lucky. The day my ship came in, I was at the airport.
The good thing about being stuck at the airport for an extra hour, is that it gives you a chance to give weary travelers surprise massages.
The man who accused Richard Simmons of slapping him in an airport has dropped the assault charge. Dropped it! Upon hearing the news, Simmons sadly responded, "You mean I'm not going to prison?"
When I go through the airport and see white women walking through the airport barefooted, like athlete's feet don't exist, there's something wrong.
He was in the air most of the time. On the air, in the air, one way or the other. It was his thing and this was his airport.
Go through your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to the airport. The ones who will drive you are your true friends. The rest aren't bad people; they're just acquaintances.
I was at the airport trying to pick up my mother. Well, it was dark in that lounge...
There are many different kinds of assholes in the world. But there's one particular kind of asshole that you see at the airport that's so annoying, and that is the person that is dressed like the destination to which it is they are flying. Do you know what I'm saying? The people that wear what they think the native costume of the land is that their going to. We're going to Denver, and I swear to you, this motherfucker had a parka made of bears.