Quotes & Jokes about Brain / page 4

Marriage and fatherhood heighten the disillusion that we all think we are born handy. We confidently believe that we can fix things around the house, as if it's part of the collective brain that was further enhanced by eighth-grade shop class.

Now we have hands-free phones, so you can focus on the thing you're really supposed to be doing ... chances are, if you need both of your hands to do something, your brain should be in on it too.

Come back here, so that I may brain thee!

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

Some people have constipation of the brain but their mouth has the runs.

My brain is very fantastical. If I ever actually recorded myself, I could probably win a Grammy for sex talk. Being on the road while in relationships, you need to learn to pleasure one another.

I'm interested in doing everything and anything that I can to squeeze that creativity out of my brain. I guess I'm sort of a performance rat.

All children have brain damage!

Well, we're just gonna have to use our brains.

When we were kids movies were scary. They affected your brain for years. I saw "Jaws" I couldn't take a fuckin' bath for like 10 years. I thought that shark was coming out of the drain... I'm lathering one side at a time.

When you get to your third millionth frequent flyer mile, I think something snaps in your brain.

If Fang had a brain operations, it would be minor surgery.

I don't know why my brain has kept all the words to the Gilligan's Island theme song and has deleted everything about triangles.