Quotes & Jokes about Brain / page 4

Come back here, so that I may brain thee!

Now, I'm no scientist, but I know what endorphins are. They're tiny little magical elves that swim through your blood stream and tell funny jokes to each other. When they reach your brain,you hear what they're saying and that boosts your health and happiness. "Knock Knock... Who's There?.. Little endorphin... Little endorphin who?... Little Endorphin Annie." And then the endorphins laugh and then you laugh. See? It's Science.

Some people have constipation of the brain but their mouth has the runs.

This isn't brain surgery; it's just television.

All children have brain damage!

My brain is very fantastical. If I ever actually recorded myself, I could probably win a Grammy for sex talk. Being on the road while in relationships, you need to learn to pleasure one another.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

I'm interested in doing everything and anything that I can to squeeze that creativity out of my brain. I guess I'm sort of a performance rat.

Well, we're just gonna have to use our brains.

When you get to your third millionth frequent flyer mile, I think something snaps in your brain.

When we were kids movies were scary. They affected your brain for years. I saw "Jaws" I couldn't take a fuckin' bath for like 10 years. I thought that shark was coming out of the drain... I'm lathering one side at a time.

If Fang had a brain operations, it would be minor surgery.

I don't know why my brain has kept all the words to the Gilligan's Island theme song and has deleted everything about triangles.