Quotes & Jokes about Death / page 3

If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely?

Death to all fanatics!

The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.

If you love sleep, you'll really enjoy death.

Monogamy is god's way of making death seem like a more reasonable option.

Does fashion matter? Always - though not quite as much after death.