Quotes & Jokes about Death / page 3

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.

The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.

Death to all fanatics!

If you love sleep, you'll really enjoy death.

Does fashion matter? Always - though not quite as much after death.

Monogamy is god's way of making death seem like a more reasonable option.