Quotes & Jokes about Dreams / page 4

It is better to risk starving to death then surrender. If you give up on your dreams, what's left?

Hillary Clinton, our junior senator from New York, announced that she has no intentions of ever, ever running for office of the President of the United States. Her husband, Bill Clinton, is bitterly disappointed. He is crushed. There go his dreams of becoming a two-impeachment family.

Some tips for life: 1. Don't be afraid to follow your dreams, unless your dreams are stupid. 2. Be kind to people. 3. Don't get too excited when you read the Fountainhead. 4. In times of recession, it is time for invention. 5. Things can kill you, so keep that in mind, you fearless know it alls.

But only in their dreams can men be truly free It was always thus and always thus will be.

I had a dream that Connie Chung is doing a newscast about my death and they show a clip from Soap.

I couldn't get away with Halloween pranks 'cause my parents owned the health food store. So, it was so easy to bust me. I was the only kid on the block egging houses with those big 'ole brown eggs. Like, you didn't have to be a detective to figure it out. 'Oh, I wonder who Tofuttied my mailbox. Is it the same evil genius who filled my bird bath with Rice Dream?'

You may marry the man of your dreams, ladies, but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps.

I have a brother who is afraid to go to sleep, he dreams he's working.

I feel like this is a dream - and I apologize for how I dressed some of you.

Pursuing your dreams involves you accepting where you want to go. Don’t allow anybody else to talk you out of things or discourage you from doing whatever you want to do. You can hold on to your dream and never pursue it or you can start pursuing it. If you can see it, or if you can envision it... it can happen.

Only an adult with dying dreams can appreciate how awesome it is to have a dog.

San Francisco! City of dreaming spires, people live here... Golden Gate Bridge, ahh the Romans came here.

I'm not just a boy toy. I have feelings and dreams like anybody else.

The Elephant Man claimed his head was big because, "it's so full of dreams." Actually, it's because his skull was shaped like a turkey.

Some people see things that are and ask, why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that.