Quotes & Jokes about Dreams / page 7

This country has helped define me and make my dreams come true.

Do It Under the Influence Yourself! That's what we're shooting for! Get drunk and make your dreams come true.

And off we go, out onto the highway looking for a little fun. Perhaps a flatbed truck loaded with human cadavers will explode in front of a Star Trek reunion. One can only dream and hope.

It`s the prettiest place on the planet. My childhood was like a dream. It`s like the last Mayberry.

Once you're married, kiss all your dreams good-bye and "make the bitch happy." Good relationship is simply eating and fucking.

I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming.

I have a dream. With that one sentence, Martin Luther King touched and empowered an entire nation. You know what else he did? He made everybody else without dreams feel real bad.

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world.

Some people take the spelling bee very seriously. These people are called "parents of children in the spelling bee." They're trying to make up for their own childhood of crushed dreams and misspelled words.

This is a dream come true. HBO is the highest echelon in the world for a stand-up comedian to attain. Throughout my career I've trusted my instincts to lead me down the right path, and I am honored to work together with this network while contributing to the legacy that is HBO.

It's a dream come true to have someone else portray me. Because I've been living this life for a long time, and I'm over myself.