Quotes & Jokes about Experience / page 2

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I have found that - just as in real life - imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.

We were a very small circle of writers. Everybody brought to the table their own life experience.

Honestly, it’s my experience that most people that totally suck at something think they are awesome. And a lot of people who think they suck are actually awesome.

The success of any stand-up act comes out of life experience.

It’s been my experience that people who make proclamations about themselves are usually the opposite of what they claim to be. If someone is truly a loyal friend, then they wouldn't need to broadcast it; eventually, people will figure it out. I have a lot of good friends and not one of them has ever introduced themselves by saying, "I'm a very good friend."

I've learned from experience that if you work harder at it, and apply more energy and time to it, and more consistency, you get a better result. It comes from the work.

In my experience, it's all wonderful with girls until about 16. Around that time, boys kind of calm down and start focusing their testosterone. Girls get a little challenging, especially for fathers.

Standup comedy is fun. I mean other than having to experience the excruciating lonlieness and unacknowledged sadness that results in funny.

Experience tells me that if I could watch my own back I wouldn't.

Life is a near-death experience.

It's more fun to experience things when you don't know what's going to happen.