Quotes & Jokes about Florida / page 2
On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or West Palm Beach or surrounding areas of Florida and then I'd go back to school for the week.
Major league baseball has asked its players to stop tossing baseballs into the stands during games, because they say fans fight over them and they get hurt. In fact, the Florida Marlins said that's why they never hit any home runs. It's a safety issue.
Isn't this a wonderful country? I was in Florida. I'm staying at a motel called the Three Palms. It's run by a middle-aged couple, one of whom is missing a hand. OK! That's what I thought, too! But they got upset when I asked.
Since the bus, a lot of people go to Florida who wouldn't if they had to hire a driver.
A giant python was discovered in Florida. Spooky news for a state that derives half it’s income from a giant mouse.
One night I came home. I figured, let my wife come on. I'll play it cool. Let her make the first move. She went to Florida.
Today the Republicans are getting ready for the convention. They're busy down there in Florida auditioning minorities.