Quotes & Jokes about Future / page 3
Time machine... wouldn't you like to travel through time? I would. I'd go back... mess with people. You know what I would do? I would go back to when my mom and dad were having sex, to have me. Ya'know, come in, spank my dad on the ass "I'm your son from the future! Ahaha!"
I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
I am a man. And I am former baby and a future skeleton, and I am a distant future pile of dust.
Being constructively critical is good, as long as your purpose is to improve your methods for future endeavors. Lying in bed and replaying failures and telling yourself you’re stupid is a tremendous disservice to your efforts and what you can offer the world.
The hard part about living in the present is it forces you to abandon hope for the future. Thanks for nothing, now.
I saw a can said Pepsi Free and I said "That means it don't have Pepsi in it. That's a Coke." Hog futures; I heard that. Hogs don't have no future. Bacon is not a career.
There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
Technology is fine, but that popular vision of the future, where you plug somebody in and leave them there and they don't get out and interact with actual flesh-and-blood humans - you know the answer before I say it - that's not good.
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is now.
If this is airing in the future and no one knows who Karl Rove is, he's the reason you all live underground.
We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives.
They have the x-ray area. I don't mind going through it, but I get tired of the businessmen who make way too big a deal out of their computers. 'Excuse me, I have a computer. I have a computer here. I don't know how you're going to handle this - my computer.' Oh, is he from the future? They've been around a while, pal. I think they have a way to handle your computation machine.
I hired three people to watch my back but they were killed so now I have a team of gypsies watch my future and let the present worry alone.