Quotes & Jokes about Hollywood / page 4

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Most movies suck, even the independent ones. Hollywood is like baseball: Hit three good ones out of 10 and you're a Hall of Famer.

I made the mistake early in my career, when I moved to Hollywood, of being attracted to actresses. I used to go out exclusively with actresses and other female impersonators.

Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.

In Hollywood, Oscar is king.

Well I don't know what the city of Hollywood knows about foreign policy, but do I know that a lot of people do learn and educate themselves about policy and I don't have to be a policy expert to know that this will be a disaster.

I had a really tough time for a few years. My show was gone. My phone wasn't ringing. There wasn't one job offer. And at that point, I thought I knew for sure that I wouldn't work in Hollywood again.

Stop worrying. Hollywood won't turn your daughter into a nymphomaniac or get her hooked on drugs... I will.

Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology.

Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

Hollywood's just not funny.