Quotes & Jokes about Hollywood / page 4
The Hollywood tradition I like best is called sucking up to the stars.
I made the mistake early in my career, when I moved to Hollywood, of being attracted to actresses. I used to go out exclusively with actresses and other female impersonators.
I had a really tough time for a few years. My show was gone. My phone wasn't ringing. There wasn't one job offer. And at that point, I thought I knew for sure that I wouldn't work in Hollywood again.
Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.
Well I don't know what the city of Hollywood knows about foreign policy, but do I know that a lot of people do learn and educate themselves about policy and I don't have to be a policy expert to know that this will be a disaster.
Stop worrying. Hollywood won't turn your daughter into a nymphomaniac or get her hooked on drugs... I will.
If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology.