Quotes & Jokes about Hollywood / page 4

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Hollywood called me, asking me, "How much to do a movie with Farrah Fawcett?" "$50,000" They called back, "How about $20,000?" I said, "I'll pay it!"

In Hollywood, Oscar is king.

The Hollywood tradition I like best is called sucking up to the stars.

Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.

Stop worrying. Hollywood won't turn your daughter into a nymphomaniac or get her hooked on drugs... I will.

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology.

Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.

Well I don't know what the city of Hollywood knows about foreign policy, but do I know that a lot of people do learn and educate themselves about policy and I don't have to be a policy expert to know that this will be a disaster.

I had a really tough time for a few years. My show was gone. My phone wasn't ringing. There wasn't one job offer. And at that point, I thought I knew for sure that I wouldn't work in Hollywood again.

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.

Hollywood's just not funny.