Quotes & Jokes about Life / page 3

Life is like animal porn, it's not for everyone.

Most of the time I live with my pain. I have pain but I won't show it around. I think that's the nobility of the character. There's something noble in not spewing on people all the time about your problems. I'm the light guy, so I identified.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

When life give you lemons... you probably just found lemons.

When people go through something rough in life, they say, "I'm taking it one day at a time." Yes, so is everybody. Because that's how time works.

I don't think anybody should go through life without a team of psychologists. I have been through times when I'm literally squatting in the living room, having one of those open-throated cries, where you're crying all the way to your butthole. I always believed I would come out of it, though.

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.

It makes a big difference in your life when you stay positive.

Those times in life when you're terrified are the mastery times.

Now we have two choices in life: have sex with the same person forever or risk a terminal disease. Either way, your life is over.

People say life begins at conception, I say life began about a billion years ago and it's a continuous process.

Live each day as if it were the last day of your life because, so far, it is.

My life is perfect even when it's not.

Life is a near-death experience.

Every time you use the phrase all my life it has a different meaning.