Quotes & Jokes about New York / page 8
My hair is always at its best in New York. I don't know what's in the water. It could be mousse.
According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book than Hillary Clinton got for hers. Well, duh. At least his book has some sex in it.
New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved.
I grew up in New York wanting to be like those funny men in the movies and on the radio.
New York is great though. If you're here and want a one of a kind souvenir be sure to take home the police sketch of your assailant.
I was in a cab in New York. The cab had a sign, "Please do not smoke, Christ is our unseen guest." This guy was reaching. I figure, if he could overcome being nailed to a cross, I don't think a Marlboro Light's gonna faze him that much.
There have been two different drafts of the script. The hard part about following it up is at the end of the first one, he revealed his identity to his kids. How do you play that out? How does she come back? One of the ideas was that he'd go to New York because his daughter was going to college and he'd be nearby. But as a script, it never worked.
I was born in New York City, but I was raised in New Jersey, part of the great Jewish emigration of 1963.
I've had a pilot every single year that didn't sell for the past four years, that'll smack you in the back of the head. I had a really good one last year; I wouldn't have done the play in New York if I had gotten that one.
New York City subways are now getting high speed Internet. How about some high speed subway trains?
I think comics in New York are interested in being comics. And there're comics in L.A. who are touring comics, who are certainly more interested in stand-up, but a lot of L.A. stand-ups are really looking to do something else.
Tourists - have some fun with New York's hard-boiled cabbies. When you get to your destination, say to your driver, "Pay? I was hitch-hiking."
I went to a bunch of marches in New York and Washington, and you know I believe in the cause, but to march with those people takes a lot of compromise on my end.
I was in New York City, performing at an epilepsy benefit. Had ‘em rolling in the aisles.