Quotes & Jokes about School / page 3
When I was in high school the worst thing you could ever get was VD. Talk about the sniffles! I just want to meet an old-fashioned girl with gonorrhea.
At school, the first page I ever learnt in French was full of things that are quite difficult to get into conversation, thinks like "The mouse is underneath the table" – "La souris est en dessous la table". Just slip that when you’re buying a ticket to Paris: "Le train à Paris, oui? C’est ici? C’est maintenant? Cinq minutes… la souris est en dessous la table…"
I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I'm going to be if I grow up.
What did you learn in school that you still use today? Go ahead teachers, tell me. What? Fear, conformity, don't question authority...
Gradual school is where you go to school and you gradually find out you don't want to go to school anymore.
This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!
Because we were a poor area, the school had a small budget and was unable to teach the second half of the alphabet.
School shootings were invented by blacks... and stolen by the white man.