Comedy Quotes & Jokes / page 1127
Perhaps your palate isn’t sophisticated enough to understand my brand of humor.
That which does not kill you usually circles around and tries again.
There’s nothing like a string of Xmas lights inside the house to make the whole family feel like they live in a vintage clothing store.
During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.
Perhaps depression is a perfectly natural reaction to the human condition.
I would think the squad car cop is to the cop on a bike as the sketch artist is to the etch-a-sketch artist.
Head gear, plus acne equals...table for one in the cafeteria.
The 2012 Olympics is going to cost £8 billion which is a lot of money. It'll probably bankrupt London. But you can't put a price on two bronze medals in cycling.
Send her a quick note while you`re stuck in a long meeting. A lighthearted chat definitely makes the time go faster.
Sarah Palin HAS to be Latina: she has a job and her husband don't work. She's gonna be a grandma, and has an infant-she's Latina.
Turtles are greater than baby nephews, because it's ok to drop a turtle.
Quite a nasty piece of work. Not the sort of person you'd want to have dinner with.