Comedy Quotes & Jokes / page 644
I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.
I’m in a whole different part of show business. I’m not even part of Shakespeare in Love.
It sounds like I'm always being facetious. That's why I never get voice over work. 'You sound like you hate the product.'
I was student council president in high school, and even in law school, I was vice-president of the student bar association.
The way I see it, the earth is going to be here after we're dead and gone. Even if it's a polluted planet, and they messed it up. Where do they go from here - to another planet so they can mess that up too?
NYU's like a Jurassic 5 concert: it's like there's supposed to be black people there, but they're not.
I've always run by the hierarchy of "If not funny, interesting. If not interesting, hot. If not hot, bizarre. If not bizarre, break something."
I really loved what I was doing being creative and being funny as a stand-up comedian.
It's true that I have spoken about doing a book before, but then everyone you speak to is planning to write a book.
Self-reliance is the key to a vigorous life. A man must look inward to find his own answers.