Comedy Quotes & Jokes / page 645
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but screw it, i’m with "Bupa".
This was enormously challenging, because it involved filling 120 blank pages with an actual story and words people say.
I feel so badly about what they do to turkeys. That's why this year my family and I are eating a live bird.
A lot of TV is put together by teams, by writing staffs and several different directors. It's a great, very smart way to make television. It's worked for however long TV's been around.
I went to Missouri. I got a speeding ticket for $130. That’s a bunch of crap. Rent’s not $130 in Missouri…
So I do have this ambivalence. Obviously I'm against militaries, because of what militaries do. In many ways though, the air force was unmilitary-like. They dropped bombs on people, but... they had a golf course.
For the level of entertainment you get for the ticket, it's a solid show.
Do whatever you want. Break stuff, touch your penis or boobs to anything, whatever.
But sports photography isn't something you just pick up overnight. You can't do it once a year for fun and expect to do a good job. And I take pride in what I do.
My favorite show of all time has to be Charlie’s Angels… My hair was so feathered, that the back of my head looked like a butt.
