Comedy Quotes & Jokes / page 927
We could overcome the baser aspects of our nature... and give this planet the kind of caretakers it deserves.
Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
There are three things Jewish people worship - God, Chinese food and wall-to-wall carpeting.
We've heard they've had signs up about Cuero for the last three weeks, ... We're excited about playing this game but not to the point where we do not know what we're doing. We just have to go into the game with intensity and remain focused on our goal.
All of those things make it look like a really hard transaction to pull off. But it can be done.
Some people take the spelling bee very seriously. These people are called "parents of children in the spelling bee." They're trying to make up for their own childhood of crushed dreams and misspelled words.
While my fervent hope is we can get the entire amount. I think we need to have some idea what we would lose.
I don't like throwing myself in a place that's going to rock my world.
You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads to more good work. I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything. Yes, I want to look back and know that I was terrible at a variety of things.
So if there are any ladies out there who fancy a little Emo action... well... I don't want to blow my own horn... Which is why I'm making this offer tonight.
For some reason I did something where I realized I could get a reaction. That was when I broke out of my shell at school, because I really didn't have any friends or anything like that and I just kind of was going along, and then finally I did this zany thing, and all of a sudden I had tons of friends.
If I had butterscotch pants and a cheetah sweater... I'd be just fine.