Quotes & Jokes about Tea / page 2

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Even the klan revamped their image by losing the hoods and changing their name to the Tea Party.

The problem with the Tea Party is they're all ignorant hillbillies who drink moonshine and ride around on mules. And they believe in stereotypes too.

I sometimes throw in a couple of swears just to keep the Christian right off my tail. I wouldn’t want to be the tea party’s go-to comedian.

I was drinking tea the other day, and I thought: they used to fight wars over this.

Why's God always got such wacky shit to say? When's the last time you heard somebody say, 'God told me to get a muffin and a cup of tea and cool out, man.'

I just mixed a 5 hour energy drink with some sleepy time tea. Let's see who wins this battle.