Quotes & Jokes about Decisions / page 4
I've decided to hire a 'food taster', not because I think anyone is trying to kill me, but because I want to make sure it's not to salty.
Men like a ref decision because they just want to get back to the game.
Did you hear the new phenomenon that's going on about... letting the boys decide if they want to get circumcised? It's like, OK, it shouldn't be up to the boy. It should be up to the girl, the one that's going to be fucking him in 15 years - that should be her decision.
I've decided to retreat to the spirit world where I feel appreciated and understood.
Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution.
I took benzedrine - I got clairvoyance. With benzedrine you can have a very wide view of the world, like you can decide the destiny of man and other pressing problems, such as which is the left sock?
I wonder if anybody ever decided to commit suicide, then thought; "but first I'm going to stop by that taco place I like so much".
I've grown tired of resting on my laurels and have decided to start resting on my failures.
You know, the people who do indie film and decide who gets those little budgets? They're mean, man. They're cold and very cool-oriented.
I've decided to aim a telescope at my neighbour's window. It's the closest I'll ever come to living with someone comfortably.
Instead of dumping all my money on an independent film that nobody would watch and most people would make fun of behind my back, I decided, 'I'm just going to buy a house.'
There's two kinds of press that you get when you put out a TV show: The reviews, and the people that just decide what the reviews say.
You know how it is when you decide to lie and say the check is in the mail, and then you remember it really is? I'm like that all the time.