Quotes & Jokes about Decisions / page 3

No matter what tricks you use or what decisions you make, go easy on yourself as someone who’s on a never-ending quest for improvement.

I've decided to take my grandmother off of life support. As soon as she gets sick.

Even before the kids are born, you've go to make these decisions. If it's a boy, do we get him circumcised? If it's a girl, do we keep her?

We were going to do it before the hurricane, but decided to wait.

Posting calorie counts on a menu is like a girl tattooing the number of STDs she has on her vagina. Everyone close enough to read those stats is already committed to that bad decision.

I'm so disgusted by feeling disgusted I've decided to accept it.

It should be up to each bar owner and patron to decide if they want to smoke or not.

Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.

Bristol Palin came in third in 'Dancing with the Stars.' Sarah Palin is not at all happy with the decision - she's already planning to refudiate it.

I've decided to become gay, not in a sexual way, but I am going to start picking up around the house.

All my other relationships with men, there was so much maneuvering and strategic decisions and stuff.

I think that when you get dressed in the morning, sometimes you're really making a decision about your behavior for the day. Like if you put on flipflops, you're saying: 'Hope I don't get chased today.' 'Be nice to people in sneakers.'

Did you hear the new phenomenon that's going on about... letting the boys decide if they want to get circumcised? It's like, OK, it shouldn't be up to the boy. It should be up to the girl, the one that's going to be fucking him in 15 years - that should be her decision.

I've decided to retreat to the spirit world where I feel appreciated and understood.

When I die I've decided to cremate any night club owner or promoter who is still alive.