Quotes & Jokes about Decisions / page 3
I've decided to take my grandmother off of life support. As soon as she gets sick.
The circus goes from town to town, so why run away to join it? It should be, "I've decided to wait for the circus to come."
I think that when you get dressed in the morning, sometimes you're really making a decision about your behavior for the day. Like if you put on flipflops, you're saying: 'Hope I don't get chased today.' 'Be nice to people in sneakers.'
Posting calorie counts on a menu is like a girl tattooing the number of STDs she has on her vagina. Everyone close enough to read those stats is already committed to that bad decision.
I've decided to become gay, not in a sexual way, but I am going to start picking up around the house.
It should be up to each bar owner and patron to decide if they want to smoke or not.
Even before the kids are born, you've go to make these decisions. If it's a boy, do we get him circumcised? If it's a girl, do we keep her?
Bristol Palin came in third in 'Dancing with the Stars.' Sarah Palin is not at all happy with the decision - she's already planning to refudiate it.
I've decided to hire a 'food taster', not because I think anyone is trying to kill me, but because I want to make sure it's not to salty.
When I die I've decided to cremate any night club owner or promoter who is still alive.
Ultimately, it's the best decision I've ever made in my life. There's an economy of energy that you have in your life. You just have to devote it to things that are good for you, for the most part, that's more constructive than drinking. And one of them doesn't end in uncontrollable vomiting and crying...