Quotes & Jokes about Decisions / page 3

I’m trying to feel terrified and alone. And regret every decision I’ve ever made, drenched in a cold sweat. It’s called going to sleep. Maybe you’ve heard of it.

Even before the kids are born, you've go to make these decisions. If it's a boy, do we get him circumcised? If it's a girl, do we keep her?

I've decided to take my grandmother off of life support. As soon as she gets sick.

It should be up to each bar owner and patron to decide if they want to smoke or not.

Posting calorie counts on a menu is like a girl tattooing the number of STDs she has on her vagina. Everyone close enough to read those stats is already committed to that bad decision.

I'm so disgusted by feeling disgusted I've decided to accept it.

Bristol Palin came in third in 'Dancing with the Stars.' Sarah Palin is not at all happy with the decision - she's already planning to refudiate it.

We were going to do it before the hurricane, but decided to wait.

I think that when you get dressed in the morning, sometimes you're really making a decision about your behavior for the day. Like if you put on flipflops, you're saying: 'Hope I don't get chased today.' 'Be nice to people in sneakers.'

I've decided to become gay, not in a sexual way, but I am going to start picking up around the house.

Did you hear the new phenomenon that's going on about... letting the boys decide if they want to get circumcised? It's like, OK, it shouldn't be up to the boy. It should be up to the girl, the one that's going to be fucking him in 15 years - that should be her decision.

Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.

All my other relationships with men, there was so much maneuvering and strategic decisions and stuff.

When I die I've decided to cremate any night club owner or promoter who is still alive.

I've decided to retreat to the spirit world where I feel appreciated and understood.