Quotes & Jokes about Dogs / page 4
Cell phones are like a dog’s nipples. You don’t have to shout into them.
6th grade. My dog, Katie, is hit by a car and killed. A mean girl during recess says it committed suicide because it didn't love me. I cry and swear revenge on mankind.
We learned sexual technique from our dog. He taught how to beg, and he taught my wife how to roll over and play dead.
Rescuing dogs is looked upon as a noble, trendy pursuit. But wouldn't rescuing a man from a homeless shelter be, in fact, more humane?
My feeling is, if a dog is that hard up to break free, let it go. It's like a boyfriend who wants to break up. We all know the old adage "If you set someone free, and he never comes back, then he was never yours." I understand the main fear with setting dogs loose is they could get hit by a car, but so could an ex boyfriend. That's just a chance you have to take.
My dog keeps looking at me as if he knows my secret, as if he and he alone can see my soul. That or he wants this pork chop.
They had a sign, and it said, 'Do not allow your dog to chase, injury or worry wildlife.' I understand the chasing and injuring part, but how is a dog going to 'worry' wildlife? Dog's going to run up to a bird: 'Hey, I think you've got something on your beak. It could be a tumor.'
I have to have energy because I have a lot of expenses. A couple of cars, couple of dogs and a big estate.
If your dog and your wallet are both on a chain, you might be a redneck.
My dog learned how to beg by watching me through the bedroom door.