Quotes & Jokes about Dogs / page 5
Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time... they're gone.
Is it better to be the lover or the loved one? Neither, if your cholesterol is over six hundred. By love, of course, I refer to romantic love - the love between man and woman, rather than between mother and child, or a boy and his dog, or two headwaiters.
It’s the only state in the country where you can stand on your front porch and actually watch your dog run away for three days.
What do you say when your friends come to visit and the dog starts humping their leg. Well, if it’s a pit bull, you say, “You better let him finish.”
I saw a dog wearing a sweater and I thought that looked ridiculous 'cause dogs don't have arms. If you're going to put clothes on the dog, you should put two pairs of pants on it.
Hard to explain to a guard dog that you need it to protect you from yourself.
Picasso, he should have been a taxidermist! “I’ve done your dog. It’s got nine eyes down the side, I made his head all square, 15 legs. What do you think of that?” “Fido looks a bit weird.”
I can kill a dog in six ways. Five of them are throwing missiles at it.
What a dog I got. Last night he went on the paper 4 times - 3 while I was reading it.
Finding my dog's g spot is taking way longer than I would care to admit.
My dogs love me. Of course, by "love" I mean "poop" and by "me" I mean "everywhere".
Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge.