Quotes & Jokes about Happiness / page 3
I hate when men think that money is gonna buy you happiness... I mean, it helps.
Life is about balance. The good and the bad. The highs and the lows. The thing everyone should realize is that the key to happiness is being happy by yourself and for yourself. Happiness comes from within. You have the power to change your own mindset so that all the negative, horrible thoughts that try to invade your psyche are replaced with happy, positive, wonderful thoughts.
Ladies, your happiness is very important to us. You have to understand that. Because when you're happy, you let us touch you.
It's usually a spiritual thing that's preventing somebody from having happiness.
Happiness is sitting down to watch slides of your neighbor's vacation and finding out he spent two weeks at a nudist colony.
Happiness is seeing your son drafted the same day he's been accepted to an expensive college.
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
Everyday happiness means getting up in the morning, and you can't wait to finish your breakfast. You can't wait to do your exercises. You can't wait to put on your clothes. You can't wait to get out - and you can't wait to come home, because the soup is hot.
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
I've been writing jokes since I'm fifteen. Not out of happiness, but to go to a different place, because reality wasn't good to me.
The Pursuit of Happiness: It sure seems to like a good chase, doesn’t it?
The thing everyone should realize is that the key to happiness is being happy for yourself and yourself.
Now, I'm no scientist, but I know what endorphins are. They're tiny little magical elves that swim through your blood stream and tell funny jokes to each other. When they reach your brain,you hear what they're saying and that boosts your health and happiness. "Knock Knock... Who's There?.. Little endorphin... Little endorphin who?... Little Endorphin Annie." And then the endorphins laugh and then you laugh. See? It's Science.