Quotes & Jokes about Honesty / page 2

The God's honest truth is that I'm probably funnier, but he's smarter. Here's the thing about Stern - he's really a smart guy. He's nutty. He's outrageous. He's all those things, but he's also a very smart guy.

Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger.

Kids, man, they’re way too honest. They’re like mini-alcoholics.

Honesty buys you nothing at all in this school.

Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.

Just honest. To me, being 'politically incorrect' means the opposite of being political - which means to spin everything. That's all it's ever meant to me. It's never meant liberal or conservative. It means honest.

Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.

I'm a terrible interviewer. I'm not a journalist - although I have a Peabody Award - and I'm not really a late-night host. What I am is honest.

You have the honesty of Abraham Lincoln and all the charm of the man who shot him.

I can't vouch for this film, in all honesty.

Honesty and unpopular opinions are the toughest sell in a country with an irony-deficiency.

I wasn't always a comic, I used to do honest work.

When we lose twenty pounds... we may be losing the twenty best pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that contain our genius, our humanity, our love and honesty.

I had everything I'd hoped for, but I wasn't being myself. So I decided to be honest about who I was. It was strange: The people who loved me for being funny suddenly didn't like me for being... me.