Quotes & Jokes about Love / page 3

I'm so in love with my boyfriend right now. Everything is perfect, but we want totally different things in bed. Like, he's always turning the lights on, you know what I'm saying? And I shut them off, and he turns them on, and the other day, he's like, 'Amy, why are you so shy? You know, you have a beautiful body.' I was like, 'Oh my god, you're so cute. You think I don't want you to see me?'

I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.

My girlfriend asked me if I only love her for her body. I said no, baby. Just parts of it.

"Do you love me for me"?... I don't even love me for me.

To love is to risk not to be loved in return.

It was the first time I was ever in love, and I learned a lot. Before that, I never even thought about killin' myself.

There is nothing like making love to somebody you give a shit about.

You know that song that asks, "Why do fools fall in love?"? I think the obvious answer is because they're fools.

Love does not conquer all.

When you’re in young love your pulse pounds, your palms sweat, and there are butterflies in your stomach. It’s like diarrhea for your heart.

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.