Quotes & Jokes about Love / page 3
I'm so in love with my boyfriend right now. Everything is perfect, but we want totally different things in bed. Like, he's always turning the lights on, you know what I'm saying? And I shut them off, and he turns them on, and the other day, he's like, 'Amy, why are you so shy? You know, you have a beautiful body.' I was like, 'Oh my god, you're so cute. You think I don't want you to see me?'
I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.
My girlfriend asked me if I only love her for her body. I said no, baby. Just parts of it.
There is nothing like making love to somebody you give a shit about.
It was the first time I was ever in love, and I learned a lot. Before that, I never even thought about killin' myself.
You know that song that asks, "Why do fools fall in love?"? I think the obvious answer is because they're fools.
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.