Quotes & Jokes about Love / page 3

Regarding love… what can you say? It’s not the quantity of your sexual relations that counts. It’s the quality. On the other hand if the quantity drops below once every eight months, I would definitely look into it.

I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.

"Do you love me for me"?... I don't even love me for me.

My girlfriend asked me if I only love her for her body. I said no, baby. Just parts of it.

There is nothing like making love to somebody you give a shit about.

You know that song that asks, "Why do fools fall in love?"? I think the obvious answer is because they're fools.

To love is to risk not to be loved in return.

It was the first time I was ever in love, and I learned a lot. Before that, I never even thought about killin' myself.

When you’re in young love your pulse pounds, your palms sweat, and there are butterflies in your stomach. It’s like diarrhea for your heart.

Love does not conquer all.

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.