Quotes & Jokes about Love / page 2

It is a big world that we live in, and people have a choice to love who they love.

Fuck it... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", it's just "fuck it, man."

Marriage is when two people love each other so much that they promise that if they ever, ever stop they'll fill out tons of paperwork.

The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.

Love is such an arbitrary thing. I love my mom. I love pancakes.

I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level.

Some of us will never ever find true love. Take, for instance me. And I'm pretty sure that guy right there. And that lady with the sideburns. And basically everybody at table nine.

You have to break in half to love somebody.

The bravest thing that men do is love women.

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.

It's an incredible feeling falling in love someone who doesn't know you exist.

Girls can fake orgasms, but boys can fake love.

I really want to love somebody. I do. I just don't know if it's possible forever and ever.

Ladies, if you’re at the mall and you think your man is looking at other girls just remember: If your man is at the mall with you... he... loves you.

Regarding love… what can you say? It’s not the quantity of your sexual relations that counts. It’s the quality. On the other hand if the quantity drops below once every eight months, I would definitely look into it.