Quotes & Jokes about Money / page 4
Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it's about having a lot of options.
Democracy is buying a big house you can't afford with money you don't have to impress people you wish were dead. And, unlike communism, democracy does not mean having just one ineffective political party; it means having two ineffective political parties.
Being single at 41 after ten years of marriage and two kids is difficult. That’s like having a bunch of money in the currency of a country that doesn’t exist anymore.
I don't want the money. I don't want the drama. I just want to do my show. I want to have fun again.
Don't give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
That's the trouble with being me. At this point, nobody gives a damn what my problem is. I could literally have a tumor on the side of my head and they'd be like, "Yeah, big deal. I'd eat a tumor every morning for the kinda money you're pulling down."
I never viewed money as being 'my money' I always saw it as 'the money.' It's a resource. If it pools up around me then it needs to be flushed back out into the system.
Little-known fact: When the stock exchange closes, the guy who comes out on the balcony with that big hammer slams it on the head of the person who lost the most money that day.
I need money. I have a staff of 30, and four houses, never mind the government, to support.
Tom Cruise's pre-nup lets him keep his money, the kids and Katie Holmes.