Quotes & Jokes about Money / page 3
You know that dumb song 'More money, more problems'? Yeah, because you're goin' down to the fuckin' titty bar with money hangin' out of your pocket, dumpin' Cristal all over a rug in front of people who work in cubicles. More titty bars, more problems... is really what it is.
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life unless I buy something.
I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock.
Every bad decision I’ve ever made has been based on money. I grew up in the projects and you don’t turn down money there. You take it, because you never know when it’s all going to end. I made Cop III because they offered me $15 million. That $15 million was worth having Roger Ebert’s thumb up my ass.
Jewish people, we don't need the money. We're doctors and lawyers. It's the Christians who can't hold a steady job and have to go on TV and ask for money.
People give me money and I don’t know why, my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy.
I grew up in a poor family. I had to cut everyone's hair, because we didn't have money for entertainment.
I care about the work I do. But I'm not going to say that money's not an issue.
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
So what happens when nerds all get rich is: there’s a politics to it. Where there is money there is power. So then everyone else is like: “Hey nerds are great!”
Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work.