Quotes & Jokes about Money / page 3

Every bad decision I’ve ever made has been based on money. I grew up in the projects and you don’t turn down money there. You take it, because you never know when it’s all going to end. I made Cop III because they offered me $15 million. That $15 million was worth having Roger Ebert’s thumb up my ass.

You know that dumb song 'More money, more problems'? Yeah, because you're goin' down to the fuckin' titty bar with money hangin' out of your pocket, dumpin' Cristal all over a rug in front of people who work in cubicles. More titty bars, more problems... is really what it is.

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life unless I buy something.

The one thing women love more than money is power.

I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money.

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock.

I grew up in a poor family. I had to cut everyone's hair, because we didn't have money for entertainment.

Jewish people, we don't need the money. We're doctors and lawyers. It's the Christians who can't hold a steady job and have to go on TV and ask for money.

People give me money and I don’t know why, my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy.

I care about the work I do. But I'm not going to say that money's not an issue.

You can go home with a lot of money with absolutely no skill.

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.

So what happens when nerds all get rich is: there’s a politics to it. Where there is money there is power. So then everyone else is like: “Hey nerds are great!”

Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work.

I appreciate your applause, but I don't do it for applause. I do it for cash, it's much better.