Quotes & Jokes about Neighborhood / page 2
The street in the center of town was Butts road. I stole the sign and told the audience, this must be where the assholes live. I also had a Neighborhood Crime Watch - it takes about 20 seconds to break into a house but it took me an hour to unbolt this sign.
I live in a tough neighborhood. They got a children's zoo. Last week, four kids escaped.
All my life I was a class clown, church clown, neighborhood clown. And I took a shot after my divorce. She pushed me and I took it.
Tiger Woods is a billionaire. Do you know how much ass you can get with a billion dollars? I know guys with $20 and a pack of Newports who'd try to screw your whole neighborhood.
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
There's a lot of dudes in my neighborhood that have handlebar mustaches. Which is cool if you want to have a handlebar mustache but don't try to have a conversation with me like you don't have a handlebar mustache.
I came from a real tough neighborhood. I bought a waterbed and found a guy at the bottom of it.
Long Island - if you're from out of town, how would I describe it? Well, every girl in my neighborhood looked like Kenny G.
I live in New York and there are a lot of famous... pizzerias in my neighborhood, it's really hard to find one that isn't famous. Which sucks sometimes, you know what I mean, sometimes I don't want all that glitz and glamour, I just want something delicious, you know? I don't need a celebrity in my mouth, "Ray's Up And Coming Pizza" would be fine.
I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.
He's a real loser. He moved into a new neighborhood and got run over by the Welcome Wagon.
I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.
In my old neighborhood, a boy stopped playing when he began to lose his pulse. And then he became the referee.
I was in Vancouver, and I was in what I was told was the poorest neighborhood in North America - which I find very hard to believe because has anyone here ever been to Detroit?