Quotes & Jokes about People / page 3
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.
Yesterday I returned a movie. The people at the theater were pissed.
Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
A lot of these people who keep a gun at home for safety are the same ones who refuse to wear a seat belt.
I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work.
I am a very mediocre intellect, at best, and I am smarter than most people I know - and that terrifies me.
People say life begins at conception, I say life began about a billion years ago and it's a continuous process.
Doesn't matter what you say or do; people can always find a way to call you a dick.
If your belief is hateful towards people, I couldn’t respect that.
We Americans, we're a simple people... but piss us off, and we'll bomb your cities.
People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.