Quotes & Jokes about People / page 3
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.
Yesterday I returned a movie. The people at the theater were pissed.
I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work.
A lot of these people who keep a gun at home for safety are the same ones who refuse to wear a seat belt.
People say life begins at conception, I say life began about a billion years ago and it's a continuous process.
Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
I am a very mediocre intellect, at best, and I am smarter than most people I know - and that terrifies me.
Doesn't matter what you say or do; people can always find a way to call you a dick.
People ask me all the time, all the time, they say the same exact thing. They say, "Bo, you’re an artist… how do we fix Africa?"
We Americans, we're a simple people... but piss us off, and we'll bomb your cities.