Quotes & Jokes about People / page 3

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.

People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.

A lot of these people who keep a gun at home for safety are the same ones who refuse to wear a seat belt.

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work.

Yesterday I returned a movie. The people at the theater were pissed.

More people write poetry than read it.

The planet is fine. The people are fucked.

People say life begins at conception, I say life began about a billion years ago and it's a continuous process.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

I am a very mediocre intellect, at best, and I am smarter than most people I know - and that terrifies me.

Doesn't matter what you say or do; people can always find a way to call you a dick.

People ask me all the time, all the time, they say the same exact thing. They say, "Bo, you’re an artist… how do we fix Africa?"

If your belief is hateful towards people, I couldn’t respect that.

We Americans, we're a simple people... but piss us off, and we'll bomb your cities.

Avoid people who say they know the answer. Keep the company of people who are trying to understand the question.