Quotes & Jokes about Success / page 4

I’ve made 30 movies and for the most part my movies work. In a business where success is an exception and not the rule, I’ve mostly been successful.

The only place success comes before is in the dictionary.

As soon as I got successful, the Scottish press started picking on me. It's something they reserve just for me.

To be successful in life, there are many hurdles you have to get over. For me, the biggest hurdle to success has always been failure. But, growing up, my Dad was always positive... that I'd never amount to anything.

I'm doing everything I can to sabotage my career. It's a little thing called "fear of success".

Mike Royce and I have always had success writing what we know. What we know now is that we're middle-aged, neurotic and fat.

In America, one sure sign of success is the presence of an unnecessary waterfall in a person’s yard.

Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.

People get successful and they start saying, 'Well of course I am! I was chosen! I'm special!' No, you're not.