Quotes & Jokes about Success / page 4

As soon as I got successful, the Scottish press started picking on me. It's something they reserve just for me.

The only place success comes before is in the dictionary.

To be successful in life, there are many hurdles you have to get over. For me, the biggest hurdle to success has always been failure. But, growing up, my Dad was always positive... that I'd never amount to anything.

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

I'm doing everything I can to sabotage my career. It's a little thing called "fear of success".

In America, one sure sign of success is the presence of an unnecessary waterfall in a person’s yard.

Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.

Mike Royce and I have always had success writing what we know. What we know now is that we're middle-aged, neurotic and fat.

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.

People get successful and they start saying, 'Well of course I am! I was chosen! I'm special!' No, you're not.