Quotes & Jokes about Success / page 3
When you’re learning, sometimes you make mistakes that help you be successful. It can be, realizing, “Oh, I did this wrong” or “I wasn’t affiliated with the right people.” Those things make you better.
Unfortunately, the show's success comes at the expense of its biggest asset -- the comedians themselves.
I think one reason for a successful marriage is laughter. I think laughter gets you through the rough moments in a marriage.
Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble - you have to poke holes in them, throw them out of a job, put a pie in the face.
I'd like to expand the definition of the word 'success' to include 'failure' as the one seems inseparable from the other.
Look, anybody can tell a joke, so a lot of a comedian’s success is about energy and engagement. A real comic sells himself first and his joke second. So how do you do that? Get your swagger. Know what you’re doing. Be prepared. Be fresh. Be “on.”
There are so few women in general who aren't completely threatened and confused by other women's success. It's very disappointing.
Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, 'That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He's horrible.'
I feel like I want to take care of everyone and I also feel this terrible guilt if I am unable to. And I have felt this way ever since all this success started.
I would imagine that most of the people who consider themselves successful aren't, at least in the ways that really matter-myself included.
In America, one sure sign of success is the presence of an unnecessary waterfall in a person’s yard.
As soon as I got successful, the Scottish press started picking on me. It's something they reserve just for me.
I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.