Quotes & Jokes about Wife / page 4
My wife and I have five children; the reason we have five children is because we do not want six.
My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
Julius Caesar’s wife, who said to Julius, "We are not naming our son Sid!" Never got a dinner!
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!
My wife was going through my car one night. She said looking for a map. I know it's bogus. 'Cause every time we drive anywhere, she knows exactly where we're going and has no problem telling me how to get there.
My wife and I keep fighting about sex and money. I think she charges me too much.
My best friend ran away with my wife, and let me tell you, I miss him.
My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night it was to time an egg.
I don't have to "freedom-kiss" my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her.